Soft Warm Tits

"Yep, those will keep me warm" – Photo Courtesy of Gent Online

I don’t know where you live, but where I live it’s cold as hell. I mean cold enough to make my balls into ice cubes. That’s okay, because I have a plan that keeps me warm throughout the winter season. Big warm tits. Yes, the kind of nice soft titties you can find on sites like Gent Online.

Gent Online is a site that has a ton of big warm tits. Like buns taken from the oven. Usually I like to curl up with a nice big soft pair of boobs to keep me warm throughout the winter season, but that isn’t always feasible. Sometimes I have to outsource the job. Sometimes I have to find the tits I need on the internet.

I don’t know what it is about boobs that keep me warm but I sure do like it. Maybe boobs kick up my heart rate, thereby delivering more blood to my extremities. Maybe it just conjures up images of warm sheets and a warm woman next to me in that bed. Either way, I like.

You see, about ten years ago I had a job on a loading dock. I put merchandise on trucks all night long. It was a job I really didn’t like. I hated it because it was a third shift job from 11 at night to 7 in the morning. I also hated it because I had to work outside. Yes, I had to load trucks out in the weather. That really sucked.

It was really bad during the winter. When it’s like ten degrees and your trying to work, your mind starts playing tricks on you. You start thinking about all kinds of things. Warm food, soft warm beds and even hot showers. And yes, I spent a lot of time thinking about big warm tits.

And now it’s cold as hell. Fortunately, I have the big warm tits of Big Tit Boss to keep me warm. The only thing that really gets me, however, is that if I had a boss like anyone of the chicks on this site, then my term on the loading docks would have been a whole lot easier.

No matter where you live, however, you can’t go wrong with tits. If it’s freezing cold, then tits keep you warm. If it’s warm, then tits keep you cool. You see, boobs have that effect. They are almost magical.

Okay, I don’t really think it’s magical. I think it just reminds us men of the thing we rarely have. Comfort. That’s right. Boobs represent everything good about living comfortable. I would put it in the same category as a warm house and a nice stiff drink.

So if your trying to make it through the season, then why not visit sites such as D Cup and get yourself a few pairs of big warm tits. I know it’s the way that I’m going to get through the season. It doesn’t matter how cold it gets because I have my bevy of big boobs to keep me company.