Head For Christmas

"Yeah, that’s what I want for Christmas" – Photo Courtesy Of Mommy Blows Best

Women are always fretting over what guys want for Christmas. They try so hard to find us the perfect gift. But they often fail to overlook the best gift a guy could ever get. A blowjob. If women would only take a quick look at a site like Mommy Blows Best, then they would already know.

As you can probably tell, I was checking out Mommy Blows Best again and started thinking about the hot women on this site. These ladies are always eager to get down on their knees and blow their guy’s throbbing cocks. Many times they don’t even have to be asked. They just drop and suck. Wouldn’t it be nice if this happened in real life.

Most of us guys in real life have to do a lot of work to get our women to suck our dicks. This is especially true if we’ve been in a long term relationship with our lady. In everyday life, it takes a lot of work to get a blowjob and that shouldn’t be the case.

Which brings me back to my original point. Most of us guys would be happy to get Only Blowjobs this holiday season. All the sweaters, ties and cologne can’t bring the happiness that a good cock sucking can bring. And women need to know this fact. Whatever your planning on buying me, save your money. All you have to do to brighten my holiday season is suck my dick.

Of course, this probably wouldn’t be good for the economy. Imagine how sales would drop if all the women in the country stopped buying their husbands gifts and instead just sucked his dick for the season. Sales would fall through the floor. That is probably why the media bombards women with commercials telling them to buy their hubbies everything from hammers to Ipads.

Not that I’m complaining about the gifts that my wife has bought me over the years. I have always appreciated the effort and thought she placed in the gift buying process. Although I have always felt she could have saved her money and just given me head. That would be a great gift.

Women don’t think like that, however. They don’t think about satisfying the male sexual urge. At least not in the same way as men think about it. Women just don’t understand how powerful and primal that urge can be.

And I guess that deep down some women just don’t like giving head. Those are the women that see it as a chore. Something that has to be done every once in a while to keep their husbands or boyfriends head from exploding like that scene in Scanners. So I understand if these women don’t want to give their guy a blowjob for Christmas. That’s okay, because I have an idea for these ladies as well.

All these women have to do to make their guy happy is buy them a membership at a blowjob porn site such as Street Blowjobs. In my opinion, that’s a lot better gift than a pair of new gloves or new golf clubs. But then again, maybe that’s just me. Merry Christmas all and I’ll see you next time.