Buses In Porn

Hmm, I thought you paid to get on a bus, not the other way round.

What’s with all the buses in porn these days’

Bang Bus. School Bus Chicks. Bus Stop Whores. Teen Slut Bus. It’s like as soon as somebody sees an old bus in a scrap yard somewhere they think, "Ooh, a bus! Let’s make a porn site with it!"

That’s all well and good, but the problem is that there isn’t really much you can do with the niche once one site has fucked some girls in the back of a bus. There is no progression from that unless they start doing it on the roof or something.

Yet, more sites keep being produced with this vehicle in mind. Don’t some networks have any shame AT ALL’ I mean, doesn’t artistic integrity count for a damn thing in the porn industry or what’ I don’t know which one came first, but still.

How about some different modes of transportation for a change’ How about Titty Train‘ Or Pussy Plane‘ Or even Cunt Shunt‘ There are loads of different vehicles out there – try something different!