The Classic Porn

"Vanessa del Rio-Big Hair..Big Tits..Big Fun!" – Photo courtesy of The Classic Porn

It would appear that human beings are very nostalgic. We are always looking to the past to find that "Golden Age", a time when everything was a whole lot better. And as we get older, the more true this statement is for us. And that goes for cars, music and porn. Since so many people miss the vintage porn of times past, I thought that I would talk about a little vintage porn site called The Classic Porn.

Let me take you back to a time when a woman’s hair was big and her muff even bigger. A time when plastic surgery hadn’t yet transformed every porn actress into the prototype fucking machine they are today. And a time when porn movies actually had plots. Imagine that!!

So, I checked around The Classic Porn, and immediately I felt like a kid in a candy store. There were movies that harkened back to the days of VHS (and even some I remember viewing in 8 MM) when you would go into the backroom of some sleazy ass store and pick out the kind of smut that you wanted. Titles like Hot Lunch, Dangerous Desire, Inspector Cliteau in… The Pink Panties, Billionaire Girls Club, Dr.Blacklove and DreamGirls. These are the stuff that make for some very good memories.

And let’s not forget about the stars of the sixties, seventies and nineties. These mostly natural babes with their big big hair, big tits and big hairy bushes are enough to make the heart of any man sing with joy. Chicks like Brigitte Lahaie, Traci Lords, Ginger Lynn Allen, Nina Hartley and Christy Canyon. Lovely, and quite fuckable ladies of porn legend.

The Classic Porn sure had a lot of stuff, but there was one movie that I was looking for that I wasn’t quite sure they would have. It’s a 1984 movie called Vanessa: Maid In Manhatten. So, I looked through their extensive collection of movies, stopping every now and then to watch a well performed blow job or fantastic cumshot. And then like magic I found it. It was a dream come true.

For those of you not familiar with  Vanessa: Maid In Manhatten then let me break it down for you. It starred a luscious and lusty latina name Vanessa del Rio and Brooke Fields, as well as male stars such as Jerry Butler and David Scott. You haven’t seen anything until you’ve seen Vanessa del Rio playing a hot, busty latina maid and fucking her brains out. There is a scene where she sucks a cock so well that I dare you to try to watch the scene without dumping a nut all over your keyboard. I mean this chick is skilled beyond belief and knows hot to handle the meat. And when she’s done she even cleans up the mess…with her tongue!! Now thats the kind of domestic help I need around my house.

And that’s only one movie in the hundreds of movies here. If your a fan of retro porn than you are really going to get a kick out of The Classic Porn. Hell, even if your not usually excited and thrilled by the porn flicks of the past then you should still take a look at this site. This is a trip to the porn of the past that will surely bust many a nut well into the future.