Sloppy Seconds Controversy

"She’s ready to have her oven filled with man batter" – Photo Courtesy of Girls Got Cream

I want to take some time today and talk about creampies. You know, like on sites such as Girls Got Cream. I have learned over the past few years that this is not just one of the most loved genres, but it also one of the most loathed. Why is that the case’

Girls Got Cream is one of the sites in this genre and its name kind of make me expect some kind of dessert to be served when I visited the site. But that wasn’t the case. Instead, this site served up what has been known as the internal cumshot. The natural progression, I guess, from the cumshot of old.

However, I’m straying from my point. What I wanted to talk about today was why this genre has so many porn fans divided. In one camp, there are those who absolutely love it and can’t live without it. In the other camp, there are those who simple can’t stand it and may even become physically ill by it. Why are there so few people in the middle’ Let’s explore that question further.

One of the reason Homemade Creampies are so popular is because it is deeply ingrained into out DNA as men. Yep, that’s right. There was a time when competition for pussy was truly fierce between males of the same tribe. Usually the first one to unload his load into some tight cave woman snatch would be the one to have the opportunity to reproduce. And I think this is the basis for creampie porn. It appeals to our ancient caveman urges.

Culture, however, has also set us against this genre. It is very taboo, especially in Western culture, to be stuck with sloppy seconds. Very few guys want to spread the legs of their woman and find their pussy to have already been loaded down with a glob of goo. And that explains the distaste for it some people have. After all, cave men didn’t mind sloppy seconds, but modern man often does.

So there you have it. Our primal nature drives us to creampies, while our modern culture drives us away from it. I’m surprised that people aren’t driven insane by these two competing forces of nature. But isn’t that often the way with modern society’ There are always two opposite forces at work on us. This happens all the time with religion. How often does religion try to keep us from doing something that feels so good to our primal nature’ All the time folks.

So there you have it. It is primal motivation versus cultural norms. Most of the time cultural norms win out, but I think this time we should surrender to our primal nature and just enjoy some creampie porn. Because if you don’t, then you are going to be missing out on one of the great porn genres of all time. So head on out there and grab the internal cumshots you need, that you want. Something like Ebony Internal. It’ll get you through.