2018 AVN Awards

‘Angela White and Kelly Madison Boobs!’ – Photo Courtesy of Porn Fidelity

In Las Vegas, Nevada on January 27th, 2018, AVN is going to be hosting its award show. An event that many people call the NSFW Oscars. It’s an event that many people wait with baited breath. It’s probably greatly anticipated by Angela White who is up for 13-different awards.

Yes, that beautiful babe you can find on sites such as Porn Fidelity is up for thirteen glorious awards. Which awards are they and is she apt to win’ These are questions I’ll attempt to answer but before I do, let’s take a few moments to learn a little bit more about this incredibly sexy porn star.

Angela White was born March 4th, 1985 in Sydney, Australia. In 2003, at the age of 18, she did her first scene for Score. A year later, she signed a deal with Girlfriend Films. That same month, she also got her very own Fleshlight’making her the first Australian babe to get one made of her pussy.

Today, this babe stands 5’3′ tall, weighs approximately 122 pounds and has a super-duper 42G-27-41 body. Yes, you read that correctly. She has size 42-G tits and they’re are not only fucking awesome but they are fucking natural as well. Damn, they sure do grow titties big down there on the Outback!

Anyway, like I said, she’s been nominated for a whole bunch of different fucking AVN awards or the movies she’s in are nominated. I’ll try to list all of them, but if I miss one or two I hope you forgive me. Here goes’she’s nominated for Best Actress for her part in The Altar of Aphrodite; her movie Jessica Drake Is Wicked is nominated for All-Girl Group Scene; Angela Loves Anal has received a nomination; so has Angela 3 for Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene; Angela 3 is also nominated for Best Director and Best Double Penetration Scene and Best Editing; Angela 3 is also nominated for Best Group Sex Scene, Best Solo Performance; the nomination for Best 3-Way Sex Scene goes to Angela White Is Titwoman and Angela White is also up for Female Performer of the Year. Wow, that’s quite a fucking list, isn’t it’

Now, I think that I am going to go out on a limb here and say that Angela White is probably going to win Best Performer of the Year, although she does have stiff competition (I know I was stiff watching her competition). Some of the porn stars she’s up against include August Ames, Adriana Chechik, Abella Danger, Aidra Fox, Keisha Grey, Holly Hendrix, Gina Valentine, Jessa Rhodes, Lana Rhoades, Katrina Jade, Natalia Starr, Eva Lovia, Elsa Jean and Riley Reed. Holy shit balls Batman, that’s like the fucking A-team of pussy. Even so, I’m going to say Angela White wins it.

Of course, no one has really accused me of ever predicting the outcome of the NSFW Oscars’know as the AVN Awards. Every year I venture a guess and every year I’m fucking wrong. So just head on over to Porn Fidelity and watch Angela White in action before I start trying to make any more guesses about who is going to win at the AVN Awards.

Okay, just real quick, I do have a couple of predictions. I predict Katie Morgan as Milf Performer of the Year, Fleshlight as the Best Pleasure Product Manufacturer and The Altar of Aphrodite as the Best Action/Thriller. Okay, now I’m done.