Lesbian Zombie Bunker

"I protect these babes from zombies..don’t worry." – Photo Courtesy of Sapphic Erotica

There is a current trend of people preparing themselves for a zombie apocalypse. All kinds of disaster kits are being sold at record numbers. I, however, only need one thing for my zombie bunker. That one thing is a great supply of lesbian porn. Like what you find on Sapphic Erotica.

I was checking out Sapphic Erotica today and the idea hit me right out of the blue. And since it’s around Halloween time I thought that I would share my thoughts on the subject. Now I know many people will wonder what lesbian porn and zombies have in common, but trust me they do go together.

For me, the idea of combining Halloween, the zombie apocalypse all seems pretty natural to me. Halloween is always the time when zombies come out in full force, at least in the movies and television, so why not take the time to stock my zombie bunker’

Lesbian porn goes together with zombies because there is one inevitable truth about the zombie apocalypse. Most women are going to get eaten, and not in a good way. It may be sexists of me but I believe that more women than men are going to get eaten by zombies. Especially the girls on porn sites such as Girlfriend Films. Let’s face it. These girls are cute and have fantastic bodies, and they can eat pussy, but they don’t look like they would stand up to a zombie onslaught.

So the first thing that is going into my zombie proof bunker is some lesbian porn. Okay, maybe not the first thing. I will probably stock it with water, snacks, guns and ammo first. Then I would make sure that the doors locked securely and I had an exit plan in place. Then I would stock up on lesbian porn. You have to have something to keep you entertained during the apocalypse and besides, I have to make sure that lesbian porn is preserved for future generations.

Of course, I am going to have to do my research first. After all, I want to make sure that I have the best quality lesbian porn available for my bunker. I think I will do this research all the way through Halloween night. While the rest of you are dressing up and begging for candy, I am going to be reinforcing my zombie apocalypse lesbian porn kit with content from sites such as Club Filly. You see, I’ll be prepared. Since the zombie apocalypse is going to be wild I won’t tell you where my lesbian porn bunker is located. I wouldn’t want it looted during these trying times.

Well, that does it for me folks. I want to take a moment to tell you to check out some hot lesbian sex, not only for Halloween but all through the year. And speaking of Halloween, I want to wish all of you a happy holiday and tell you to be safe out there. Regardless of whether there are zombies out there are not, be safe.