Sex Toy Exploded In Bomb Scare

This article probably wasn’t what Tom Jones had in mind with that song.

This seems a bit extreme. But let that be a lesson to you!

It does of course raise concerns about any sex toys you may buy off the internet or via any mail order service. You might end up with a package with about a million different very small vibrators courtesy of the Bomb Squad.

I like the fact they had to seal off an entire street to dispose of the suspect device. It might seem like a pretty drastic measure, and really it is. Any of you Brits out there will no doubt agree with me that it was hugely drastic.

You see, let’s face it – if you’re a terrorist wishing to send a bomb through the post, then doesn’t it make sense to package it in a large vibrator with a packet of chocolate buttons and send it to a sleepy Derbyshire village – not exactly a sprawling metropolis.

It does bring a whole different meaning as well to the name Wild Fuck Toys. They don’t get much wilder than when they’ve just had themselves destroyed in a controlled explosion!