Jerk Me Off Please

"Her hands are better than vitamin C" – Photo Courtesy of Mano Job

Guys who are jerked off on a regular basis are not only happier, but they are also healthier. Therefore, I have some sound advice for both men and women. Men should seek out more hand jobs, and women should follow the lead of the girls on Mano Job.

I was checking out Mano Job recently and I came, excuse the pun, to a startling conclusion. Jerking a guy off is a great way to relieve stress for him. It makes him more relaxed and promotes a general feeling of well being. This revelation made me go in search of other benefits that hand jobs might give men, and what I found was eye opening.

I found that jerking a guy off has a whole host of benefits for the guy’s physical health. Some of these benefits can also be obtained by just giving the guy some pussy, but hand jobs are really the suitable mechanism for them. That’s because they allow women who are strapped for time to improve the health of their men without a lot of fuss. A lot of women say they are too stressed, overworked or tired to fuck, so a hand job is a great way to keep their guys healthy. It’s quick and easy and can be done anywhere.

What are some of the benefits of jerking a guy off’ Well, there are five that I’m going to be talking about today. The first benefit is that it lowers the risk of prostrate cancer. That’s right. A recent study has shown that guys who busted a nut 5 or more times a week had a 33% fewer chance of contracting this disease.

Epic Handjobs can also increase a man’s immunity. That’s because when a guy’s cock gets stroked, whether he does it or another person, it increases levels of cortisol. Cortisol is an essential hormone that helps regulate human being’s immune systems. I know this hormone has gotten a bad reputation due to all the diet pill commercials, but that’s only if you have it in excess. Cock jerking produces just enough of the hormone to keep a guy healthy.

Jerking a guy off also increases his mood. While I don’t need a study to know this is true, I did find one. A study that says masturbation of the male organ releases natural mood elevators and pain killers. These include oxytocin and dopamine.

Handjobs can also make a guy’s cock harder. That’s because it exercises muscles that connect the penis to the pelvic bone. This can not only make for rock hard erections, but it can also prevent problems such as incontinence and the dreaded condition known as erectile dysfunction.

There is one more benefit for guys getting jerked off on a regular basis. That benefit is that they usually last longer in the sack. Once again, it’s because those muscles are getting exercised. Toned muscles work better and results in the guy being able to fuck for longer periods of time.

Because of these reasons, I think that more and more women should join the Club Tug team. If they did, guys would not only be happier but they would probably live longer.