Mistress Beats Ass

"She can butt fuck and fight" – Photo Courtesy of Asshole Fever

I want to tell you about a case of Asshole Fever that got out of control. A case where a woman walked in on her husband fucking his mistress in the butt. And ending up getting her ass beat by the mistress. I guess it’s not cool to disturb someone during anal sex.

Since this is a real case of Asshole Fever gone awry, I am going to change the names of the participants in this true story. So, with that little disclaimer let’s dig into this case of anal sex gone bad and see where everything went to hell.

John was home from work one day and getting busy with his girlfriend Elizabeth on his bed. They were drinking, smoking pot and having a bunch of anal sex. Which would have been cool if he wasn’t married. And it might have even been cool at that point if his wife Jenny didn’t decide to unexpectedly walk into the bedroom at the exact moment all of this was going on. Talk about an awkward moment.

Normally, in circumstances such as this one the mistress would run off screaming or the wife would beat the mistress’ ass. That’s what you would expect to happen if your wife walked in on you and your girlfriend while you were engaging in assorted Butt Plays. However, that isn’t what happened. Elizabeth jumped up and immediately attacked the wife. She knocked her to the ground and gave her several lacerations on her face and a black eye. What a sequence that must have been.

All of this was described in an official police report. However, it does raise some questions for me. One, this couple was really fucking multitasking wasn’t they. I mean, according to the report, they were drinking, smoking weed and ass fucking all at the same time. Two, Elizabeth was getting fucked in the ass when she suddenly jumped up and attacked Jenny. She has a dick in her ass and was able to get up and attack this women before she could react. What the fuck’ Is this woman an anal ninja or what’

Well, I thought that this was a pretty weird fucking story so I thought that I would share it with you all. Being in that situation must have been really fucked up. I wonder if the guy just stood there and watched this whole thing unfold or if he tried to break it up or something. Maybe he hid under the bed. Who knows’ I think he probably would have been better off fulfilling his anal fantasies by visiting a porn site such as Ass Traffic. At least, that would have resulted in a whole lot less drama than the situation he found himself in. Or he could have taken his mistress to a motel or something and not brought her ass home. Oh well. I guess hindsight is 20/20. The next time he’ll probably be more careful. Than again, he is probably in the process of getting a divorce.