Not THAT type of drinking.
It probably took me about 3 or 4 months of porn reviewing before I could pinpoint exactly what you can expect from about 80-90% of hardcore porn sites, or at least the videos within it. And with that knowledge….
….I created the Hardcore Drinking Game!
– If the scene starts with the guy and the girl sitting on a couch next to each other, take a shot.
– If another guy joins in seemingly from nowhere without any explanation as to who he is whatsoever, take a shot.
– If the girl says something approximating “Oh yeah, I want to feel your cum all over my face!” then take a shot.
– If she looks like she means it, take three shots.
– If the girl doesn’t flinch when she’s cummed on, take two shots.
– If there is no hip-hop or rap music playing in the background, take a shot.
– If it’s an ebony or interracial sites and the performers are NOT hailed as being from ‘da ghetto’….well, hell, just drink the whole damn bottle!
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