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Amid all of the debate about waste is government, several federal employees have been busted doing something that all of us have done at one time or another. Searching for Hardcore Porn at work. Which begs the question, do you think that some of them were checking out Only Secretaries‘

Okay, I don’t know if these employees were checking out Only Secretaries or not. They could have all been checking out urethral sounding for all I know. But it does make you wonder. Do these employees not have enough work to do’

Well, according to some of the busted ones, that is exactly the reason they gave for checking out online porn while on the job. They said that there simply wasn’t enough work for them to do and that they were bored. And you know what any normal human male does when he is bored. They check out porn, of course.

Now, I am not going to get into a debate about government waste or whether some of the federal departments are even necessary anymore. That is not my point today. I want to talk about searching for porn at work. Which isn’t just a problem among federal employees.

There are millions of American workers surfing for porn every single day. In fact, there are some studies that say it is the number one problem in this country. It has even been called the number one addiction in the United States. One that cost millions upon millions of dollars in lost productivity. So it appears that the Naughty Office theme crops up among private and government employees.

I will confess to you right here and now that I also surf for porn at work. In fact, I do it everyday. Every time I am on my computer to work, there is porn loaded on my monitor. Of course, my circumstances are a little different. That’s because my work actually requires me to look at porn everyday. So maybe I should get a pass.

Since I view porn everyday, maybe some of these employees should as well. Wait a second, hear me out before you judge me. What I am saying is maybe we should take some of the busted employees and set them to work studying porn for the federal government. A job that evidently they would be very good at doing. They could then spend all day analyzing the state of Internet porn and all of that data could be compiled and released to the public. Let’s call this porn research. Then again, maybe that’s a bad idea.

I just don’t know what to think about it. However, there is one thing that all of this talk has done for me. It has got me thinking about checking out some hot office sex on my computer. And why shouldn’t I go and check out a site like Office Sex JP‘ After all, I have just about finished this blog, so technically I am not going to be at work anymore.