Metaphysical Knockers

‘I Can See Her Tits In Your Future’ – Photo Courtesy of DDF Busty

Not that long ago, a study was done that supposedly proved that guys could anticipate pornographic pictures when looking at a series of random pics. Other studies have shown a correlation between seeing big boobs and other psychic abilities. Does that mean sites like DDF Busty make us men psychic’ Let’s find out.

The first study that I was referring to was a study done by a Cornell psychologist. This study supposedly showed that guys could detect the future presence of erotic photographs. 100 people’50 men and 50 women’played a video game where they were shown two curtains on the screen and had to guess which curtain had a picture behind it. Some of the pictures were of random shit like butterflies or whatever, and some pictures were erotic in nature’you know, boobs. According to the study, when an erotic photo was behind the curtains, then the participant guessed it was there 53.4% of the time. Which is statistically significant. Maybe significant enough to say that porn sites such as DDF Busty unlocked some sort of precognition switch in our brains. Then again, maybe not because that study has since been debunked.

Yep, apparently the guy didn’t adhere to strict scientific protocol while running this study. Which means that all of its data is worth a steaming pile of shit. Damn, I was quite looking forward to ESP’you know, extra-sensory pornification. Too bad this study wasn’t done correctly.

Fortunately for us, there are a number of studies that are being run on the same subject. I know that it seems kind of weird that scientists would spend so much time trying to find out if boobs imbued them with some sort of psychic ability. And I don’t blame them. Who wouldn’t want to find out that looking at tits made them into some kind of superhero with extreme psychic abilities. Anyway, I’m sure that one of the studies will find out if looking at boobs all day really does give you psychic abilities.

Looking at boobs does have a proven benefit to us guys. Study after study has shown that looking at a chick’s headlights made men significantly happier. Hey, that might not be the ability to read someone’s mind, look into the future or give a woman an orgasm simply by looking at her clit, but it is something. A start and a pretty good fucking reason to check out all of the boobs that you want to check out. Whether they are on DDF Busty or some other big tit site. Big knockers will one day prove to be one of the most valuable gifts nature has ever given man.

Well, that does it for me today. I think that I’m going to spend the day looking at all the knockers I can stand to look at. Maybe, just maybe, that will open up my third eye and give me some incredible mental abilities. If not, then at least I’ll have a wee bit of fun.